Definitions by Susannah

Simon 

Simon is just like the rest of us exept he’s got one big ass

DAM simons ass

Simon by Susannah December 13, 2017

holy canoli 

An expression of suprise, discusst, or happiness, etc

"holy canoli! i haven't seen you in such a long time!"

holy canoli by Susannah December 13, 2004

Cuntaur 

Noan. vulgar slang
1)a very bad man
2) a mythical creature half man half cunt

Example: You screaming cuntaur!
"Look dear its a cuntaur runnig through the bushes"

Cuntaur by Susannah November 30, 2003