Cunrumatio 

The act of thrusting the vulva onto or over the face and mouth of a partner.

The one with the vulva is the active partner and the other is passive.

That which is to cunnilingus how irrumatio is to fellatio.

Cunrumatio wasn't something he had expected to enjoy but pretty soon he wouldn't let a day go by without a good face humping from his mistress.

Cunrumatio by ApricotFields August 19, 2023

cuntumacious 

adjective
Combination of cunt, vulgar slang for vagina, and contumacious, stubbornly disobedient to authority, meaning:
(1) a pussy that is so engorged that it squeezes out even the hardest dicks
(2) a bratty sub who refuses to play the submissive role in sex relations

(1) Just before she squirted, her cuntumacious pussy kicked my dick out and wouldn't let me back in.

(2) My sub has gone too far this time. She's turned into a cuntumacious switch on me.

cuntumacious by Montana Luddite January 24, 2022

Consumation 

The act of getting laid.

You: So, what does "consumation" mean?
Me: THE ACT OF GETTING LAID.
You: I'm going to look this up on Urban Dictionary!
Me: IT'S ALREADY THERE!

Consumation by Yes, I DID just do that... July 4, 2009

consumation 

Common misspelling of "consummation", and occasionally of "consumption".

A marriage can be annulled on grounds of lack of consumation.

consumation by Jerzy from Wikipedia December 31, 2008

conrumption 

Consumption of rum (efficiently)

Rum Runner: "Hey Colonel, what's planned for the weekend?"

The Colonel: "As long as there's conrumption in the plan, I'm good."

conrumption by Zerohoh February 20, 2012

Cnumation 

something that is smart or intelligent

man, you are an cnumational at this game!

Cnumation by Miowak December 14, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005