Consumation 

The act of getting laid.

You: So, what does "consumation" mean?
Me: THE ACT OF GETTING LAID.
You: I'm going to look this up on Urban Dictionary!
Me: IT'S ALREADY THERE!

Consumation by Yes, I DID just do that... July 4, 2009

consumation 

Common misspelling of "consummation", and occasionally of "consumption".

A marriage can be annulled on grounds of lack of consumation.

consumation by Jerzy from Wikipedia December 31, 2008

Consumption Vortex 

The fastest was to crush beers with the boys, once you enter the consumption vortex there’s no turning back.

It’s Friday lads, time to enter the consumption vortex.

Consumption Vortex by JarritoSuds April 17, 2020

Consolation Text

When you send out a text to one of your closest friends in the event that the people you are with ignore you, therefore, making it awkward. It makes it look like you are doing something, and not just a complete loser.

*You Texting*: Hey bro, this is a consolation text, my girlfriend went talk to some people I don't know.

*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.

Consolation Text by Fretichey217 January 13, 2011

consolation

Relief or comfort in sorrow or suffering.

Although we miss our dog very much, it is a consolation to know that she died quickly, wihtout suffering.

consolation by Larstait November 10, 2003

Consolation Fries 

The french fries in the bottom of the fast food bag. Just when the disappointment sets in that you've finished your fries, you are pleasantly surprised to find a few more Consolation Fries at the bottom of the bag.

I was sad when I finished my fries before I got home, but at least there are Consolation Fries left.

Consolation Fries by Jane Mc February 2, 2009

Consumption Vortex 

when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.

god made me to get lost in the consumption vortex

Consumption Vortex by Ryan Janka February 13, 2021