Definitions by Zerohoh

Coke and a smile 

Your favourite mixed drink with coca cola, often camouflaged by being drunk from the original coke bottle.

At a break in the epic motorcycle journey, Ripper produces 2 plastic bottles of coke from his luggage & offers one to the exhausted Zero.

Zero: "jeez mate, that's strong, what did you hide in there?"
Ripper: "yours is Captain's Spicey & mine is Jack - just coke and a smile"

Coke and a smile by Zerohoh May 12, 2014

Code 11 

Shorthand for "not understood". Inspired by the legendary sketch with two Scots failing to control a voice-activated lift.

1. "Awritematewossgoinonthen?"

2. "Code 11"

1. OY SAID "AWWW ROITE MATE, WOSSS GOINNN ONNN THENN"

2. "CODE EE-L-EVV-ENNN". Aye.

Code 11 by Zerohoh May 12, 2014

conrumption 

Consumption of rum (efficiently)

Rum Runner: "Hey Colonel, what's planned for the weekend?"

The Colonel: "As long as there's conrumption in the plan, I'm good."

conrumption by Zerohoh February 20, 2012