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Consumation

You: So, what does "consumation" mean?
Me: THE ACT OF GETTING LAID.
You: I'm going to look this up on Urban Dictionary!
Me: IT'S ALREADY THERE!
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consumation

Common misspelling of "consummation", and occasionally of "consumption".
A marriage can be annulled on grounds of lack of consumation.
by Jerzy from Wikipedia December 31, 2008
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Consumption Vortex

The fastest was to crush beers with the boys, once you enter the consumption vortex there’s no turning back.
It’s Friday lads, time to enter the consumption vortex.
by JarritoSuds April 17, 2020
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Consolation Text

When you send out a text to one of your closest friends in the event that the people you are with ignore you, therefore, making it awkward. It makes it look like you are doing something, and not just a complete loser.
*You Texting*: Hey bro, this is a consolation text, my girlfriend went talk to some people I don't know.

*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.
by Fretichey217 January 13, 2011
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consolation

Relief or comfort in sorrow or suffering.
Although we miss our dog very much, it is a consolation to know that she died quickly, wihtout suffering.
by Larstait November 10, 2003
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Consolation Fries

The french fries in the bottom of the fast food bag. Just when the disappointment sets in that you've finished your fries, you are pleasantly surprised to find a few more Consolation Fries at the bottom of the bag.
I was sad when I finished my fries before I got home, but at least there are Consolation Fries left.
by Jane Mc February 2, 2009
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Consumption Vortex

when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.
god made me to get lost in the consumption vortex
by Ryan Janka February 13, 2021
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