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cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.
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Cumfard: one of discords biggest pedophile rings (they send lots of gay porn)
Cumfard: a term for the biggest pedophile ring on discord
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Cumfard by EpicMannn December 27, 2021
When one orgasms so hard that they make retarded faces and are unable to function properly afterwards
I pounded her so hard that se became a cumtard
Cumtard by 50gray March 26, 2015

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot 

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"
Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

cumfardin 

Cumfardin-Can be used as either a noun or a verb. It is a state of being that changes per situation, it can be used either out of frustration or something that you enjoy.
“We got so fucked up last night, it was a straight up cumfardin the place is trashed.”

“That class was cumfardin, I fucking hated it.”
cumfardin by MisterWriter September 29, 2019
a tissue, Kleenex, article or clothing, towling or other peice of material used for cleaning ejactulation from ones body, or for ejactulating directly onto.
The cumwad was full after I sprayed my joy juice into it.
cumwad by Smacktard July 23, 2003
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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