Cumbarded 

To be profusely ejaculated on . To excessively ejaculate on someone multiple times

Chelsea was well versed in kama sutra before I knew it I had cumbarded her all over .

Cumbarded by Denerothagreat916 February 21, 2017

cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

bumbarded 

When you get swarmed by bums either they are asking for money or they just dont like you

I was in San Francisco for the weekend, a bum asked for a buck so I gave it to him. The others saw and before I knew it I was being bumbarded.

bumbarded by Anti-spoon September 16, 2009

Cumbargoed 

When one has been denied of ejaculation - past tense of Cumbargo.

Charlotte cumbargoed her lover for a week before he was allowed to bury his cock inside of her wet cunt lips to cum.

cumbargo cumbanned

Cumbargoed by NoBush January 9, 2018

Cutarded 

Describes how the person looks cute but retarded at the same time.

That picture you sent me makes you look cutarded.

Cutarded by 5gum4u August 14, 2012

Cumbered

To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times

Nick really Cumbered Jake

Cumbered by Graveling November 29, 2016