Cumbarded

To be profusely ejaculated on . To excessively ejaculate on someone multiple times

Chelsea was well versed in kama sutra before I knew it I had cumbarded her all over .

by Denerothagreat916 February 21, 2017

cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

cumtarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

bumbarded

When you get swarmed by bums either they are asking for money or they just dont like you

I was in San Francisco for the weekend, a bum asked for a buck so I gave it to him. The others saw and before I knew it I was being bumbarded.

by Anti-spoon September 16, 2009

Cumbargoed

When one has been denied of ejaculation - past tense of Cumbargo.

Charlotte cumbargoed her lover for a week before he was allowed to bury his cock inside of her wet cunt lips to cum.

cumbargo cumbanned

by NoBush January 9, 2018

Cutarded

Describes how the person looks cute but retarded at the same time.

That picture you sent me makes you look cutarded.

by 5gum4u August 14, 2012

Cumbered

To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times

Nick really Cumbered Jake

by Graveling November 29, 2016