cumwad

a tissue, Kleenex, article or clothing, towling or other peice of material used for cleaning ejactulation from ones body, or for ejactulating directly onto.

The cumwad was full after I sprayed my joy juice into it.

by Smacktard July 23, 2003

cumwad

like a spitwad only with cum and you shoot it at your girlfriend's face.

Dude, Sandy has a massive cumwad on her face.

by Dorian Grey July 05, 2006

Cumwad

A nickname used for someone who is particularly a giant wad of cum.

Shaya is such a cumwad.

by billy10 August 21, 2010

Korean cumwad

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of unseasoned ramen, then proceeding to fuck the ramen till it’s heated up.

Sorry babe I can’t do it tonight, I just had a Korean cumwad

by Lepussy bames May 03, 2021

Korean cumwad

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of ramen, then proceeding to fuck it till it’s cooked.

Dave’s favorite dish is my homemade Korean cumwad

by Lepussy bames May 03, 2021

Korean cumwad

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of unseasoned ramen, then proceeding to fuck the ramen till it’s heated up.

Sorry babe I can’t do it tonight, I just had a Korean cumwad

by Lepussy bames May 03, 2021

Cumwad

This is an insult to call someone when you hate them but produce gallons of semen upon hearing this persons voice.

Stfu you Cumwad!
Fuck you Cumwad!
Bro ur mom is like a Cumwad.

by mysignisgay April 29, 2021