cumwad 

a tissue, Kleenex, article or clothing, towling or other peice of material used for cleaning ejactulation from ones body, or for ejactulating directly onto.

The cumwad was full after I sprayed my joy juice into it.

cumwad by Smacktard July 23, 2003

Cumwad 

A nickname used for someone who is particularly a giant wad of cum.

Shaya is such a cumwad.

Cumwad by billy10 August 21, 2010

cumwad 

like a spitwad only with cum and you shoot it at your girlfriend's face.

Dude, Sandy has a massive cumwad on her face.

cumwad by Dorian Grey July 5, 2006

Cumwad 

This is an insult to call someone when you hate them but produce gallons of semen upon hearing this persons voice.

Stfu you Cumwad!
Fuck you Cumwad!
Bro ur mom is like a Cumwad.

Cumwad by mysignisgay April 29, 2021

cumwad 

someone who ignores someone else for a long period of time consisting of 3-9 hours

hey stop being such a cumwad

cumwad by pisstart June 9, 2021

Korean cumwad 

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of unseasoned ramen, then proceeding to fuck the ramen till it’s heated up.

Sorry babe I can’t do it tonight, I just had a Korean cumwad

Korean cumwad by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Korean cumwad 

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of unseasoned ramen, then proceeding to fuck the ramen till it’s heated up.

Sorry babe I can’t do it tonight, I just had a Korean cumwad

Korean cumwad by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021