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cumfardin

Cumfardin-Can be used as either a noun or a verb. It is a state of being that changes per situation, it can be used either out of frustration or something that you enjoy.
“We got so fucked up last night, it was a straight up cumfardin the place is trashed.”

“That class was cumfardin, I fucking hated it.”
by MisterWriter September 29, 2019
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Cumfard

Cumfard: one of discords biggest pedophile rings (they send lots of gay porn)
Cumfard: a term for the biggest pedophile ring on discord
PizzaTime#9045: Hi i liek men and i forgor and like little children me got kicked out of playground again ;-;.
Arson#4277:am stronk pizzatime leik men
TY_ykcuDliLcipE#0523: goku.com
by EpicMannn December 27, 2021
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Cumboarding

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.
The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.
by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009
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Chitty Chitty Cumandinga

Pronounced; Chi-tee Chi-tee Coo-mon-ding-ah

A mythological creature which can be loosely described as an African leprechaun which is evidently exclusively female, or at least tends to mostly be female. This entity of Uguban folklore is known to be infamously tricky, untrustworthy, of wicked/unkind sentiment and also physically small in proportion (like it's Irish counterparts) as well as hideously ugly. For this reason, the term "Chitty Chitty Cumandinga" is sometimes used to describe an ordinary human female who is unfortunately unattractive.

Cuban transexual nightlife celebrity, runway/photographic model and actor/actress Sophia Lamar is vastly knowledgeable when it comes to the subject of the little known Chitty Chitty Cumandinga, as revealed in Johnny McGovern's bi-weekly "Gay Pimpin" podcast entertainment installment, mentioning there to some degree that this mythological beast of folklore has intentions to cause others harm, perhaps via mystical means and also through such devices as stealing and ordinary trickery.
Sophia Lamar: "My good friend for many year, he say his mother look like Diana Ross, you know, like a Godess...and when I see her...she look like boom boom boom...she look like Chitty Chitty Cumandinga."

Studio Audience: <after bursting into hysterics> "What? What the Hell is a Chitty Chitty Cumandinga?"

Sophia Lamar: "A Chitty Chitty Cumandinga is...an African leprechaun...she tricky, she lie to you and try to do thing like tha."
by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008
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CUNARDING

WHEN TWO OR MORE SILVER SPOONERS ARE ENGAGING IN CONVERSATION
DONALD TRUMP AND MITT ROMNEY WERE CUNARDING BY THE POOL.
by PROFESSOR LAUREATE June 14, 2013
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cumfard

it’s like shidding but with coom and hot mommy Milker and milkie oh yeah oh yeah baby right in my eye yes oh I just fooped
cumfard in my ass
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I just cumfarded on the table
by plussy fard October 2, 2020
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