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cumuffins 

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.
Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.
cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009
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Cumuffins 

What someone would receive after insulting a baker. Similar to that of getting comeuppance, except this involves a baker using less cowmilk and more manmilk in the muffins.

Bonus: this just reward is vegan-friendly!
Some guy: Hey baker! You and your buns can suck it!
Baker: How about a free muffin to change your mind?
Some guy: Fine, we'll see
(Om nom nom)
Some guy: WTF? Salty muffins?
Baker: Them be some cumuffins mothafucka!
Cumuffins by Justifried! March 16, 2011

crudmuffins 

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"
"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"
crudmuffins by kermit June 18, 2003
Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days
I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower
Curmuffin by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

Cuuffing 

The action of stuffing a Thanksgiving turkey with cum.
John: Dude, I cuuffed that turkey hard, you could say instead of stuffing, I used cuuffing.
Garfunkle: Jombathan, I worry for your mental sanity.
Cuuffing by Beefaroni_Salesman November 25, 2022

Crudmuffins 

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.
"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.
Crudmuffins by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

cumuppins 

when someone gets what they desevre for their shamful act of shame
John got his cumuppins for robbing that store by getting hit by a bus.
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