cumuppins 

when someone gets what they desevre for their shamful act of shame

John got his cumuppins for robbing that store by getting hit by a bus.

cumuppins by cumuppins is a word May 8, 2010

cumuffins 

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009

Cuppins 

Half cupcake, half muffin. Also known as a muffin with frosting. They are very delicious and good for making friends.

"Steve sure knows how to win people over with his cuppins!"

"This cuppin is so delicious!"

Cuppins by TheCuppinMaster October 22, 2011

kumuppins 

revenge on something. evening things out, like karma.

Those bloody seagulls stole my chips at the beach!! But don't you worry they'll get their kumuppins!!!

kumuppins by greno February 27, 2010

comupins

noun

1. Because of actions taken, fate will balance and hand some "bad luck" to the individual, thus somewhat being the revenge of fate
2. An ideal embracing the saying "What goes around, comes around"

Guy: "Wow the weather here is so beautiful! It's a shame you're stuck in Canada and freezing your ass off."
Guy 2: "Just you wait, you'll get your comupins !!"

comupins by White Kirby February 24, 2009

Cumupin 

An English dessert. Often used in the context of claiming revenge.

Bloody Alexia will get her Cumupins. That shitfaced, uncivil supervisor.

Cumupin by ThatsR!ght. October 29, 2008

Cumupins 

Revenge or payback. Used as a noun to sound cooler than just saying revenge. Said by Michael and Logan on Zoey 101 when they were trying to get revenge on Vince Blake.

"Vince beat us up last year. We gotta get our cumupins now."

Cumupins by BucketTeam23 May 11, 2014