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cumuppins by cumuppins is a word May 8, 2010
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cumuffins
A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.
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Cuppins
Half cupcake, half muffin. Also known as a muffin with frosting. They are very delicious and good for making friends.
Cuppins by TheCuppinMaster October 22, 2011
comupins
noun
1. Because of actions taken, fate will balance and hand some "bad luck" to the individual, thus somewhat being the revenge of fate
2. An ideal embracing the saying "What goes around, comes around"
1. Because of actions taken, fate will balance and hand some "bad luck" to the individual, thus somewhat being the revenge of fate
2. An ideal embracing the saying "What goes around, comes around"
Guy: "Wow the weather here is so beautiful! It's a shame you're stuck in Canada and freezing your ass off."
Guy 2: "Just you wait, you'll get your comupins !!"
Guy 2: "Just you wait, you'll get your comupins !!"
comupins by White Kirby February 24, 2009
Cumupin
Cumupin by ThatsR!ght. October 29, 2008
Cumupins
Revenge or payback. Used as a noun to sound cooler than just saying revenge. Said by Michael and Logan on Zoey 101 when they were trying to get revenge on Vince Blake.
Cumupins by BucketTeam23 May 11, 2014
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