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When you're 18 years old and not old enough to have cigarettes or alcohol but you're sent out to be forced to die in a meaningless war. Without choice. That's pretty fucked up isnt it? Basically it's a death lottery that goes by your birthdate and if you win you get forced to die.
Aww FUCK. I got drafted. Fuck this shit.
Drafted by Gage2003A3 January 4, 2020
Words you can keep
What young guys 18 years and older are going to be, if McCain is voted into office.
If McCain is the next president you are going to get drafted. Don't be a dumb ass, register to vote. Take control of your future.
drafted by Mistress Q February 14, 2008
The word used to describe messages that you save in your phone as a note to yourself on a drunken night out.
*Bob falls on his bum during night out*

*Billy makes note in his phone: 'Bob fell'*

*Billy wakes up next morning and reads message. Texts Bob: You tool you fell last night. I completed forgot about it but luckily it was drafted.
Drafted by Colm.. April 14, 2009
Being sent to the battleground to fight for your country, something physically fit adult men are expected and forced to do. Many men have fought and died for the rights people in the west have today.
World war three was just announced and feminists are rushing into the kitchen, so they don't get drafted.
Drafted by darkwarrior000 January 8, 2020
something said without thinking about it
john: what day is new years on?
daniel: are you stupid
john: why what did I say
daniel: wow thats just drafted
drafted by shifosky October 14, 2007

I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die. 

One of the most hateful insults. You're telling the person that you hope the war in Iraq and Afghanistan go on forever so they can get drafted and die.

Popularly used in The Office.
Josh: I hope something bad happens to you.

Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

Sophomore drafted 

When a senior highschool student takes a sophomore high school student to a school dance.
Did you hear Jenna got sophomore drafted by Sam?
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