Cumping
Cumping by Flimpy Montgomery September 12, 2018
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Dude, I can't hang out with you this weekend. Cindy and I are going on a cumping trip.
Wow Sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. Matt and I went cumping.
Wow Sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. Matt and I went cumping.
Cumping by Tiny Bubbles April 13, 2009
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cumping by bellaautumn October 28, 2015
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A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.
To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin
Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin
Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.
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Cumping by Wangatang420 August 31, 2016
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Alice had anal sex with her partner and spent a better part of the afternoon cumping.
“Wow that was some great buttsex, but I really need to take a cump now”
“Wow that was some great buttsex, but I really need to take a cump now”
Cumping by Zeroace123 November 1, 2021