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When your mousepad is so crusty and white with your luxury fluids.
Mousepad: Erik please stop cumming on me. I feel so nasty and crusty. I can't even feel the mouse, the mouse makes me horny, not your cum.

Erik: Shut up Cumpad, I need to cum!
Cumpad by MMS (Milk Me Silly) April 8, 2021
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a word which only cool people use to describe sperm banks.
Bro, i went to the Cumpany so i can donate my cum.
Cumpany by Anonymous L. February 25, 2020
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Cumpanion 

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues
Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !
Cumpanion by damagicman63 March 25, 2010

cumpatible

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.
cumpatible by buttfinger November 30, 2013
The bit in-between a man's ball sack and anus. If you press this lightly it gives the feeling of sperm coming out from the lower penis.
Alan pressed his cum pad while he was playing with his ass pubes.
cum pad by Joshua A. Ford July 9, 2009
When you cum in a quesadilla or fill a quesadilla with dick cheese then cook it.
Honey go make me a cumadilla.
Cumadilla by Cumadilla July 18, 2017

Cumpanion 

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.
Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.
Cumpanion by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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