Cumpad

When your mousepad is so crusty and white with your luxury fluids.

Mousepad: Erik please stop cumming on me. I feel so nasty and crusty. I can't even feel the mouse, the mouse makes me horny, not your cum.

Erik: Shut up Cumpad, I need to cum!

by MMS (Milk Me Silly) April 8, 2021

Cumpany

a word which only cool people use to describe sperm banks.

Bro, i went to the Cumpany so i can donate my cum.

by Anonymous L. February 25, 2020

Cumpanion

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues

Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !

by damagicman63 March 25, 2010

cumpatible

Sexually well-suited.

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.

by buttfinger November 30, 2013

cum pad

The bit in-between a man's ball sack and anus. If you press this lightly it gives the feeling of sperm coming out from the lower penis.

Alan pressed his cum pad while he was playing with his ass pubes.

by Joshua A. Ford July 9, 2009

Cumadilla

When you cum in a quesadilla or fill a quesadilla with dick cheese then cook it.

Honey go make me a cumadilla.

by Cumadilla July 18, 2017

Cumpanion

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020