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The act of ejaculating into the middle of a set of box fans that causes the cum to swirl in the air in the manner of a tornado.
I was bored and horny last night so I setup the box fans and started a cumnado!
Cumnado by Tornado Cum August 21, 2013
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When you have sex with a flacid penis and you cum shoots out so fast that your penis flings in every direction like a stationary balloon being deflated.
"My penis is going around and around, it's a CUMNADO!"
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When you have sex with a flacid penis and you cum shoots out so fast that your penis flings in every direction like a stationary balloon being deflated.
"My penis is going around and around, it's a CUMNADO!"
El Cunado commonly refered to as Brother in law (brother of one's spuse).

In the Bro Code he would represent a brother in law that is mostly hated by the husband and all of his bros for beeing a dick, idiot or making the husband look bad in all sorts of situations.

He is not wanted in the comapny of the husband and his bros, but is often beeing forced by the husbands spouse to become a part of the bros and hang out with them.
Bro 1: "Oh man, my wife is making me take el cunado with us to the football game".

Bro 2: "Dude, that guy is such a dick i fucking loath him."
el cunado by cindreta November 13, 2011
“Brother in law” in Spanish but it is also used before you’re married. For example, your gf’s/bf’s brother is your cuñado, your sister’s bf is also your cuñado.
girl to bf’s/husband’s brother: “hi cuñado, how’ve you been?”

Girl to sister’s bf/husband: “hey cuñado, if you mess with my sister I will cut you”
Cuñado by Mara More December 19, 2017
In Spain, this word, which literally means "brother in law" has recently been used as a colloquial way to describe someone (usually adult men) with traditional and simple-minded right-wing views that tend to speak on issues as an expert and a connoisseur, even though he's clearly none of that.
Basically, someone that speaks to show how "intelligent" he is but without actually saying anything fairly interesting or groundbreaking.
Mediocrity.
Habla de la situación política de Venuzuela como si fuese un experto cuando en realidad solo sabe lo que ha leído por los comentarios de Facebook. Menudo cuñado.
Spanish for "Brother-in-law"

It often is used as a taunt to a male with a sister, especially an attractive sister, basically implying that whoever is doing the name calling is having relations with the name receiver's "hot" sister.
Oye, ¿cómo estás cuñado, hermano de me novia?

"Hey, how are you 'cuñado', brother of my girlfriend?

En tus sueños, cabron, mi hermana no le gustan a los pinche mojados.

"In your dreams, bastard, my sister doesn't like goddamn wetbacks."
Cuñado by Claro October 18, 2007
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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