The act of ejaculating into the middle of a set of box fans that causes the cum to swirl in the air in the manner of a tornado.
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Get the Cumnado mug.El Cunado commonly refered to as Brother in law (brother of one's spuse).
In the Bro Code he would represent a brother in law that is mostly hated by the husband and all of his bros for beeing a dick, idiot or making the husband look bad in all sorts of situations.
He is not wanted in the comapny of the husband and his bros, but is often beeing forced by the husbands spouse to become a part of the bros and hang out with them.
In the Bro Code he would represent a brother in law that is mostly hated by the husband and all of his bros for beeing a dick, idiot or making the husband look bad in all sorts of situations.
He is not wanted in the comapny of the husband and his bros, but is often beeing forced by the husbands spouse to become a part of the bros and hang out with them.
Bro 1: "Oh man, my wife is making me take el cunado with us to the football game".
Bro 2: "Dude, that guy is such a dick i fucking loath him."
Bro 2: "Dude, that guy is such a dick i fucking loath him."
by cindreta November 13, 2011
Get the el cunado mug.“Brother in law” in Spanish but it is also used before you’re married. For example, your gf’s/bf’s brother is your cuñado, your sister’s bf is also your cuñado.
girl to bf’s/husband’s brother: “hi cuñado, how’ve you been?”
Girl to sister’s bf/husband: “hey cuñado, if you mess with my sister I will cut you”
Girl to sister’s bf/husband: “hey cuñado, if you mess with my sister I will cut you”
by Mara More December 19, 2017
Get the Cuñado mug.In Spain, this word, which literally means "brother in law" has recently been used as a colloquial way to describe someone (usually adult men) with traditional and simple-minded right-wing views that tend to speak on issues as an expert and a connoisseur, even though he's clearly none of that.
Basically, someone that speaks to show how "intelligent" he is but without actually saying anything fairly interesting or groundbreaking.
Mediocrity.
Basically, someone that speaks to show how "intelligent" he is but without actually saying anything fairly interesting or groundbreaking.
Mediocrity.
Habla de la situación política de Venuzuela como si fuese un experto cuando en realidad solo sabe lo que ha leído por los comentarios de Facebook. Menudo cuñado.
by domenikos theotokopulos June 10, 2018
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It often is used as a taunt to a male with a sister, especially an attractive sister, basically implying that whoever is doing the name calling is having relations with the name receiver's "hot" sister.
It often is used as a taunt to a male with a sister, especially an attractive sister, basically implying that whoever is doing the name calling is having relations with the name receiver's "hot" sister.
Oye, ¿cómo estás cuñado, hermano de me novia?
"Hey, how are you 'cuñado', brother of my girlfriend?
En tus sueños, cabron, mi hermana no le gustan a los pinche mojados.
"In your dreams, bastard, my sister doesn't like goddamn wetbacks."
"Hey, how are you 'cuñado', brother of my girlfriend?
En tus sueños, cabron, mi hermana no le gustan a los pinche mojados.
"In your dreams, bastard, my sister doesn't like goddamn wetbacks."
by Claro October 18, 2007
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