Cumnap

When you get knocked out and wake up with someone’s {jizz}or {spunk} on you..

Damn had an altercation and got my ass knocked out... woke up and had some type of creamy watery substance on me.. fuck I just fell victim to a cumnap..

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by FoxaMilli November 17, 2018

cumnacious

having, or referring to an explosion of joy in your pants.

dude doing your mom is so cumnacious.

by beg4myskills November 20, 2009

Cumapalooza

An event that causes endless orgasmic pleasure.

James' mom was a cumapalooza.

by Gregorosaurus December 20, 2014

Cumpaper

When somebody gets a piece of paper and wraps it around their penis to cum into it

Eww I found Johns Cumpaper!

by Yoadseem August 21, 2020

Cumnado

The act of ejaculating into the middle of a set of box fans that causes the cum to swirl in the air in the manner of a tornado.

I was bored and horny last night so I setup the box fans and started a cumnado!

by Tornado Cum August 21, 2013

cum nap

Falling asleep after ejaculating

I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.

by Mabus armaggedo January 9, 2016

Cumnacho

A Cumnacho is a female that does extremely slutty and/or revealing things for likes or attention.

"Nah bro, she's such a cumnacho."
"She's starved for attention huh, must be a cumnacho."

by Ganondork II June 2, 2014