Cumlusted

Bloodlusted, except for sex.

Sarah was cumlusted after seeing tyrones BBC.

by SmartMan900 August 31, 2022

cumjested

an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.

also known as blowback

I caused that that women to be cumjested.

by Superman307 August 20, 2010

Cumfused

1) A situation that occurs when watching too many types of porn at once and not knowing which to masturbate too
2) When two partners are unsure whether the other has achieved orgasm

I was so cumfused after browsing through all those different porn genres that I decided to wait a while before watching again.

Sarah didn't know if Lindsey had came, and the cumfused expression on Lindsey's face told the same story.

by Black_Sage January 10, 2015

Cumfused

The act of being confused as to who's child a person is carrying.

'Bro, did you hear about Jen? She's cumfused as fuck and she thinks it's yours.'

by Ticktackmak July 19, 2017

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"

Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009

Cumcluster

Collective noun for orgasms

Susie looked at her new Cumcluster 3,000,000 with trepidation.... "Is that a fucking arm!?"....

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 16, 2023

cumfused

The feeling a guy gets when his woman crys after she cums hard

I fucked her so good but I was "cumfused" when she started crying after she came.

by Sig Englander July 6, 2006