cumfusted
i'm cumfusted.
cumfusted by unfortunatlymynameisntfuckface November 16, 2023
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cumjested
an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.
also known as blowback
also known as blowback
cumjested by Superman307 August 20, 2010
Cumfused
1) A situation that occurs when watching too many types of porn at once and not knowing which to masturbate too
2) When two partners are unsure whether the other has achieved orgasm
2) When two partners are unsure whether the other has achieved orgasm
I was so cumfused after browsing through all those different porn genres that I decided to wait a while before watching again.
Sarah didn't know if Lindsey had came, and the cumfused expression on Lindsey's face told the same story.
Sarah didn't know if Lindsey had came, and the cumfused expression on Lindsey's face told the same story.
Cumfused by Black_Sage January 10, 2015
Cumfused
Cumfused by Ticktackmak July 19, 2017
teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted
Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"
teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009
cumfused
cumfused by Sig Englander July 6, 2006
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