21 definitions by Peter Crammer
by Peter Crammer May 26, 2006
by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006
I have gym with Big John, so my sister asked me if he was a Nantuckian. And I said, "Well, it hangs below his towel".
by Peter Crammer May 2, 2006
by Peter Crammer May 4, 2006
by Peter Crammer December 27, 2006
by Peter Crammer May 2, 2006
An anorexic and sometimes toothless prostitute who is really into buying new clothes and doesn't want to spend any more hoe doe than absolutely needed on food, therefore, said hoe is extremely proficient at giving very fast yet majorly cum-blasting blowjobs to as many guys as possible, and tries to fill up on said cum.
Lyla is not very pretty, but she is a super cumpire. She'll suck off the entire football team in less than a half an hour and swallow every single drop of cum!
by Peter Crammer May 25, 2006