21 definitions by Peter Crammer

quarterpounder

Oh my god! That Melissa chick down the street sucked the cum right outta me last night for just $5. What a quarterpounder!

by Peter Crammer May 26, 2006

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...

... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"

by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006

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John Lennon singing in the Heavenly choir.

by Peter Crammer December 27, 2006

Sally did the oreo with Kareem and Leroy.

by Peter Crammer May 2, 2006

Larry: Godamn she's hot! Is she of age?

Jerry: Hell yeah; she's a teen-up bro'; go for it!

by Peter Crammer May 26, 2006

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!

by Peter Crammer December 11, 2006

I have gym with Big John, so my sister asked me if he was a Nantuckian. And I said, "Well, it hangs below his towel".

by Peter Crammer May 2, 2006