Cumcow

In BDSM, used to call a slave that's forced to masturbate his penis all the time, making him produce more sperm.

How much times did you cum today, cumcow ?" "Only nine Mistress..." "Jerk more !"

by Pwnzorzzzz August 17, 2010

CumCocktion

A man & womans combined sexual secretions consumed as an elixir to further enhance their connection and fuel desire......

After I exploded ia sweet load nside my baby girl , I inserted two fingers inside her honey pot and gave her a delicious taste of our CumCocktion....

by Master Brawny December 27, 2016

Cuscowilla

noun: A Retirement home for old hipipes still looking to get their party on

verb: to be out-partyed by people with AARP cards

I got cuscowilla'd last night by my grandma. That woman can put back some bourbon!

by LuckyVaCpl June 30, 2011

cumco

a business that is totally deoted to the sale and distribution of cum

Hi Mary, I just bought a gallon of cum from cumco

by jtcjr13 July 29, 2009

cumdown

When you've finished having sex, look up, realise what you've down, hate yourself and demand that she leave.

So I shot my load on her face and it felt amazing, but a few seconds later the cumdown kicked in and I chucked her out the house and cried myself to sleep.

by ts9195 December 20, 2010

Cumcopter

1. When you cum on a swing-able object(like a rope) and you swing it around making the cum shoot out in many different directions, therefore making the area you cumcoptered in (such as a room)randomly stained with your sperm. Usually done in other people's houses as a prank or if you really hate them.

Example: Person 1: yo Jason, im going to prank James by pulling a Cumcopter in his room.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.

by jeff sc December 14, 2008

cumtowel

A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First introduced by comic-duo John and John.

After orgasm has been reached: "Can you pass me the cumtowel. I need to unload."

by d!o July 18, 2006