Cumbye 

1. (V) inviting someone over for sexual intercourse, at any time of the day

2. (Adj) when a female has had sex with someone multiple times without climaxing, she invites her partner to try to make her cum one more time before they leave. This kind of sex focuses exclusively on the females pleasure

1. Sarah: "Hey, why don't you cumbye?"
Jake: "Give me like 20. Should I pick up condoms?"

2. Sully: "Babe, I had fun last night but I gotta go."
Katie: "Oh okay. Can I have we have cumbye sex?"
Sully: "Alright, let me get the chocolate milk!"

Cumbye by Vladamir Nabakov May 29, 2017

Q-cumbersome 

When a word has too many Qs

All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

Q-cumbersome by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 13, 2010

Cumberbooty 

The name for Benedict Cumberbatch's booty - everyone wants the Cumberbooty

Olivia wants the Cumberbooty

Grace needs the Cumberbooty

Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty

Cumberbooty by CumberCookie January 10, 2014

Cumbleswatch 

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.

Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."

Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

cumbercookies

Cumbercookies are what the fans of Benedict Cumberbatch call themselves so when they all come together, they can become a 'Cumber-batch' like a batch of cookies.

Benedict Fan When Alone: "My people and I are Cumbercookies!"
Benedict Fans In A Group Of 2+: "We are the Cumberbatch!"

cumbercookies by MutantWhoLockian December 2, 2013

Benedict Cumberbatch 

Someone with and incredible face with gorgeous cheekbones.

His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"

Someone: who is your favorite actor?
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!

Benedict Cumberbatch by SherlockHolmesObsession January 10, 2017

cumbershark 

1) A meme in the BBC Sherlock fandom related to Benedict Cumberbatch's description as a "handsome shark."
2) Benedict Cumberbatch himself, when looking particularly handsome-shark-like.

Cumbershark hunts silently through the ocean's night, seeking his favourite prey, the jam-striped doctorfish.

cumbershark by MarineCumberBiologist October 6, 2011