Cumbeard 

The left-over cum residue in the beard of a person who has recently engaged in oral sex

Big Bear: "That's a 10-4 on the 319 and I...what the?"
Falcon: "Is thar a problem Big Bear?"
Big Bear: "Oh it's nuthin. I just din got some semen on my chin. Probably on a count of that sloppy sesh I had last night"
Falcon: "Aaaw Cumbeard! That's nasty! Now why'd ya hafta go and tell me a thang like that!"

Cumbeard by The King of Fappers '94 February 23, 2011

Hubert Cumberdale

One of salad fingers finger puppets. He tastes like soot and poo.

Euch , Hubert Cumberdale! you taste like soot and poo! (crying)

Hubert Cumberdale by PopCat August 28, 2004

Hubert Cumberdale

Hubert Cumberdale is a finger puppet, no doubt a creation by Salad Fingers himself due to the fact that he is afraid of human vocal projections. He supposedly tastes like soot and poo, and occationally will appear to Salad Fingers, when he is in an altered state of mind, becoming angry for fleeting moments.

example? Well I don't think I can really give you an example.. thats just asking way too much of me...

Hubert Cumberdale by Marjory Stewart-Baxter January 8, 2005

Cumboarding 

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.

The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.

Cumboarding by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009

Hubert Cumberdale

1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo

2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.

1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.

Hubert Cumberdale by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005

Cumberdiction 

A group of letters within a work strung together that is awkward or uncomfortable when voiced out.

The stresses within a word that is uncomfortable in nature and does not roll right when spoken alone.

(Cumber)some: awkward
Diction: word/phrase

Urban Dictionary ---> uRBan diCTionaRY --> RB, CT, RY

Facebook ---> none

Pennsylvania ---> penNS YLVania --> NS, YLV

Example ---> exaMPle --> MP

Transcontinental ---> traNScoNTineNTal --> NS, NT, NT

Cumberdiction ---> cuMBeRDiCTion --> MB, RD, CT

GET IT!

Cumberdiction by The Big KC June 13, 2011

cum beard 

A large amount of semen on someone's face in the beard growth area. The person can be male or female (preferably a hot woman)

Susie proudly displayed her cum beard to the 5 guys that had just cum in and on her mouth.

cum beard by kman388 August 5, 2007