Definitions by kman388

jizwad 

An annoying person of either sex; so named because they begin life as sperm

"That fucker is such a jizwad"

jizwad by kman388 August 7, 2007

hell 

Dick Cheney's hometown

Satan had to ask Dick to leave hell because he was taking over.

hell by kman388 August 5, 2007

cum beard 

A large amount of semen on someone's face in the beard growth area. The person can be male or female (preferably a hot woman)

Susie proudly displayed her cum beard to the 5 guys that had just cum in and on her mouth.

cum beard by kman388 August 5, 2007