jizwad

An annoying person of either sex; so named because they begin life as sperm

"That fucker is such a jizwad"

by kman388 August 07, 2007

hell

Dick Cheney's hometown

Satan had to ask Dick to leave hell because he was taking over.

by kman388 August 05, 2007

cum beard

A large amount of semen on someone's face in the beard growth area. The person can be male or female (preferably a hot woman)

Susie proudly displayed her cum beard to the 5 guys that had just cum in and on her mouth.

by kman388 August 05, 2007