kman388's definitions

cum beard

A large amount of semen on someone's face in the beard growth area. The person can be male or female (preferably a hot woman)

Susie proudly displayed her cum beard to the 5 guys that had just cum in and on her mouth.

by kman388 August 5, 2007

hell

Dick Cheney's hometown

Satan had to ask Dick to leave hell because he was taking over.

by kman388 August 5, 2007

jizwad

An annoying person of either sex; so named because they begin life as sperm

"That fucker is such a jizwad"

by kman388 August 7, 2007