Definitions by TheEye5000
Kurt Cobain
Dead lead singer of Nirvana, also sometimes known as "Kurdt" or "the worst songwriter of all time". He was dirty, ugly, talentless and wrote horrifyingly terrible songs.
Even after Kurt did the world a favor and killed himself in 1994, many people continue to worship him as God (see also Necrophilia). Many 16-year-old girls and emo fucktards have Kurt icons. Magazines such as Rolling Stone have even named Kurt one of the top 20 guitarists of all time, even though Kurt never actually learned how to play the guitar and just punched it a lot.
Even after Kurt did the world a favor and killed himself in 1994, many people continue to worship him as God (see also Necrophilia). Many 16-year-old girls and emo fucktards have Kurt icons. Magazines such as Rolling Stone have even named Kurt one of the top 20 guitarists of all time, even though Kurt never actually learned how to play the guitar and just punched it a lot.
Kurt Cobain by TheEye5000 June 5, 2005
Hubert Cumberdale
1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo
2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.
2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.
1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!
2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.
2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.
Hubert Cumberdale by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005
fred durst
FRED DURST IS A PUSSY!!!
You hid on your bus
You were afraid of us
You wouldn't fight me because you're gay
You had your roadies save you today
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're fucking gay
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're a fucking faggot
Fred Durst is a faggot - your breath smells like cum
Fred Durst is a faggot - you like dicks up your ass
You're a fucking midget so you can blow guys without kneeling
You wear a stupid cap to cover up your baldness
You think you're black but you're just gay
You and Wes Borland met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band
Wes left Limp Bizkit because you suck
You discovered Puddle of Mudd and Staind and they suck too
You hid on your bus
You were afraid of us
You wouldn't fight me because you're gay
You had your roadies save you today
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're fucking gay
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're a fucking faggot
Fred Durst is a faggot - your breath smells like cum
Fred Durst is a faggot - you like dicks up your ass
You're a fucking midget so you can blow guys without kneeling
You wear a stupid cap to cover up your baldness
You think you're black but you're just gay
You and Wes Borland met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band
Wes left Limp Bizkit because you suck
You discovered Puddle of Mudd and Staind and they suck too
I'll fight you anytime you fag
But you'll have your roadies fight for you
If you're so fucking tough, why won't you fight me by yourself???
YOU FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY!!!!!!
But you'll have your roadies fight for you
If you're so fucking tough, why won't you fight me by yourself???
YOU FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY!!!!!!
fred durst by TheEye5000 March 14, 2005
Poland
Poland by TheEye5000 February 8, 2005
Massachusetts Liberal
Massachusetts Liberal by TheEye5000 January 23, 2005
j-pop
The same type of pop shit you hear from Britney Spears and Top 40 Radio but in Japanese so you can feel superior.
Wapanese kid: omg!!!!!!1111!!!!! dis j-pop is teh rulz!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!! dis is soooooo azn!!!!!!!!! roflmao!!!!!!!111!!! yugioh rulz too!!!!!!! lol!!!
j-pop by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005
redneck
The South Won't Rise Again
you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit
i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit
i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
redneck by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005