TheEye5000's definitions
1. A heavy metal album released by Spinal Tap in 1984. The original cover art was considered sexist so it was censored into a plain black cover.
2. A self-titled metal album released by Metallica in 1991 and their first mainstream success. See selling out.
3. A rap "music" album released by Jay-Z in 2003. Considered highly inferior to real music.
2. A self-titled metal album released by Metallica in 1991 and their first mainstream success. See selling out.
3. A rap "music" album released by Jay-Z in 2003. Considered highly inferior to real music.
1. Spinal Tap's Black Album is awesome but I wish they had kept the original cover for "Smell the Glove."
2. Johnny thinks Metallica's best work was the Black Album. Obviously, he's never listened to Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets.
3. I'm glad that Jay-Z's retiring after releasing the Black Album.
2. Johnny thinks Metallica's best work was the Black Album. Obviously, he's never listened to Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets.
3. I'm glad that Jay-Z's retiring after releasing the Black Album.
by TheEye5000 January 9, 2005
Get the black albummug. 1. To end one's life usu. after something very bad happens
2. A popular fad among today's teenagers (see goth, emo, mallcore)
2. A popular fad among today's teenagers (see goth, emo, mallcore)
1. I got fired from my job today, some guy mugged me and stole all my money on my way home, and I just found out my entire family was killed when a plane crashed into my house. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...
2. I had to do homework tonight. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...
2. I had to do homework tonight. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...
by TheEye5000 January 9, 2005
Get the suicidemug. by TheEye5000 September 14, 2004
Get the compassionate conservatismmug. by TheEye5000 January 23, 2005
Get the Massachusetts Liberalmug. The same type of pop shit you hear from Britney Spears and Top 40 Radio but in Japanese so you can feel superior.
Wapanese kid: omg!!!!!!1111!!!!! dis j-pop is teh rulz!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!! dis is soooooo azn!!!!!!!!! roflmao!!!!!!!111!!! yugioh rulz too!!!!!!! lol!!!
by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005
Get the j-popmug. A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."
Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.
Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.
The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.
Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.
Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.
The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.
by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005
Get the Landover Baptistmug. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAT CHICK
THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE PREGNANT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
THERE WERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN
THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROW YOU OFF
THERE WERE NO COAT HANGERS AROUND
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAT CHICK
THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE PREGNANT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
THERE WERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN
THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROW YOU OFF
THERE WERE NO COAT HANGERS AROUND
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005
Get the anti-lifemug.