Definitions by TheEye5000
Kurt Cobain
Dead lead singer of Nirvana, also sometimes known as "Kurdt" or "the worst songwriter of all time". He was dirty, ugly, talentless and wrote horrifyingly terrible songs.
Even after Kurt did the world a favor and killed himself in 1994, many people continue to worship him as God (see also Necrophilia). Many 16-year-old girls and emo fucktards have Kurt icons. Magazines such as Rolling Stone have even named Kurt one of the top 20 guitarists of all time, even though Kurt never actually learned how to play the guitar and just punched it a lot.
Even after Kurt did the world a favor and killed himself in 1994, many people continue to worship him as God (see also Necrophilia). Many 16-year-old girls and emo fucktards have Kurt icons. Magazines such as Rolling Stone have even named Kurt one of the top 20 guitarists of all time, even though Kurt never actually learned how to play the guitar and just punched it a lot.
He's dead, get over it.
Kurt Cobain by TheEye5000 June 5, 2005
Hubert Cumberdale
1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo
2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.
2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.
1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!
2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.
2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.
Hubert Cumberdale by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005
fred durst
FRED DURST IS A PUSSY!!!
You hid on your bus
You were afraid of us
You wouldn't fight me because you're gay
You had your roadies save you today
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're fucking gay
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're a fucking faggot
Fred Durst is a faggot - your breath smells like cum
Fred Durst is a faggot - you like dicks up your ass
You're a fucking midget so you can blow guys without kneeling
You wear a stupid cap to cover up your baldness
You think you're black but you're just gay
You and Wes Borland met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band
Wes left Limp Bizkit because you suck
You discovered Puddle of Mudd and Staind and they suck too
You hid on your bus
You were afraid of us
You wouldn't fight me because you're gay
You had your roadies save you today
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're fucking gay
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're a fucking faggot
Fred Durst is a faggot - your breath smells like cum
Fred Durst is a faggot - you like dicks up your ass
You're a fucking midget so you can blow guys without kneeling
You wear a stupid cap to cover up your baldness
You think you're black but you're just gay
You and Wes Borland met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band
Wes left Limp Bizkit because you suck
You discovered Puddle of Mudd and Staind and they suck too
I'll fight you anytime you fag
But you'll have your roadies fight for you
If you're so fucking tough, why won't you fight me by yourself???
YOU FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY!!!!!!
But you'll have your roadies fight for you
If you're so fucking tough, why won't you fight me by yourself???
YOU FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY!!!!!!
fred durst by TheEye5000 March 14, 2005
Massachusetts Liberal
Massachusetts Liberal by TheEye5000 January 23, 2005
j-pop
The same type of pop shit you hear from Britney Spears and Top 40 Radio but in Japanese so you can feel superior.
Wapanese kid: omg!!!!!!1111!!!!! dis j-pop is teh rulz!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!! dis is soooooo azn!!!!!!!!! roflmao!!!!!!!111!!! yugioh rulz too!!!!!!! lol!!!
j-pop by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005
anti-life
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAT CHICK
THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE PREGNANT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
THERE WERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN
THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROW YOU OFF
THERE WERE NO COAT HANGERS AROUND
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAT CHICK
THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE PREGNANT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
THERE WERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN
THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROW YOU OFF
THERE WERE NO COAT HANGERS AROUND
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
anti-life by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005