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Joanna Mahaffy aka ami emerson (she earned this nickname when she ate a cum omelette made from the ejaculate of 50+ dudes)
Look at that whore, she a total cumpig!
cumpig by chomong June 18, 2020
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cumrific 

the combination of the word cum and terrific
both are extrenely amazing
often can be used to describe a hot person or how you feel
can lead to orgasm
person 1: hey wtf piece of shit show are you watching?
Person 2: hannah montana, she is so far from
cumrific its sad

HEY!! tht chick ovr there is sooo cumrific! i just jizzed my pants
cum terrific jizztastic
cumrific by Cumrific Inventor January 8, 2010

Cumpiglet 

A cute, cumload thirsty girl with a phatass, meaty thighs, thoroughbred legs, and a sexy elfish face.
Yeah bro, I hella want to impregnate that blonde cumpiglet that rides around on her fixie.
Cumpiglet by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020
A homosexual who craves the feeding of semen into the orifice of the mouth or the rectum.
Mateo, drops to his knees when the two men entered the room, the first cock slid down his throat to deposit a thick load, the other slid up his loose manpussy and rocked him to orgasm as his pussy was filled with thick frothy load.
cumpig by Mateo Ybanez September 4, 2003

cumrific 

–adjective

1. extraordinarily great or intense sexual skill.
2. extremely good; wonderful orgasm.
1. She gives cumrific head.
2. He gave me multiple orgasms. It was cumrific!
cumrific by user10111012 October 29, 2009
A person having a great desire to consume large amounts of ejaculate, while displaying a hungry frenzied piglike demeanor.
The cumpigs body squirmed violently as she choked on dick and swallowed her last breath, a huge explosion of thick globby cum down her throat.
cumpig by cuntmouth July 29, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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