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Cum Head 

When you cum so fast it goes on your head
Mother: I walked in on Johnny yesterday having a massive wank.
Father: oh shit what did he look like whilst doing it.
Mother: He looked like such a Cum Head.
Cum Head by Kane Henry February 10, 2021
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cum-shot head-cheeseburger 

A cum-shot head-cheeseburger is a grilled burger with a guy's head-cheese and cum-shot on it.
We went on a cadet picnic, but all they'd let me eat were cum-shot head-cheeseburgers!

head cum 

Dude use a tissue, I don't wanna get sprayed with head cum.
head cum by GWMcL July 12, 2010

purple headed cum slinger 

she slurped on my purple headed cum slinger
a person who has been getting on your nerves and you just wanna insult them. it can be used to replace the word "bitch" .
Shut up you stupid cumhead .
cum head cuming giving head
cumhead by willay654 July 4, 2010
A person doesn’t use their brain because it’s filled with cum
Jett is such a cumhead”, said Kookie.
Cumhead by TaxiBeast October 21, 2019
The word cumhead orginates from Temple Moor High School.

The word means someone who puts so much gel on their hair, you can actually see little lumps of it. Making it appear to be cum in a sort of way
"Hey cumhead, what's that's in your hair?"
"Gel"
"It looks like cum to me cumhead"
cumhead by ashman July 28, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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