ashman's definitions

Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

by ashman March 8, 2008

NET BRED

someone who begs friend online

if you are getting AIR on roads you may reach for the net to make some breds

by ASHMAN February 3, 2005

taliban

taliban is a user on rwd forums

taliban flows deep I will damage man

by ASHMAN February 6, 2005

cumhead

The word cumhead orginates from Temple Moor High School.

The word means someone who puts so much gel on their hair, you can actually see little lumps of it. Making it appear to be cum in a sort of way

"Hey cumhead, what's that's in your hair?"
"Gel"
"It looks like cum to me cumhead"

by ashman July 28, 2004

I feel all spoilt

To have ejaculated while your clothes are on basically.

"Wow look at Britney Spears, she is so good looking and her clevage is so fine"
(ejaculates in his pants)
"Wow that was cool, now i feel all spoilt

by ashman November 14, 2003

Back to the Future

The first movie to one of the top 10 trilogies ever made. A story of a boy who travels back in time 30 years and almost loses his very existance in the process. Watch the film to get a better understanding

Have you seen Back to the Future. It's f**king ace

by ashman November 15, 2003

strip ping pong

The reason for why we play ping pong. Basically its the idea given that when you're playing ping pong as a last resort of doing something, you make wagers of winning the game and if you lose you strip. Makes the game more fun :)

Jim: Damn linda im getting tired of this game want to have some fun?
Linda: Yeah!! whoever loses takes it all off!
Jim: You going down bitch, and so are your clothes!

by AshMan December 28, 2004