Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up

"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"

by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022

Cum Fluff

When a guy with bum fluff has someone cum in their anus.

Hey dude, I just came in your ass and got your bum fluff a bit cummy! Now it looks more like cum fluff!

by Zidey December 3, 2009

Cum Flute

using your s/o dick as a flute

omg I used reggies dick as a cum flute

by the ambassador November 21, 2020

cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.

Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...

by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010

Cum flump

A fat gay cum slut that wears a stupid fucking hat.

"Oh man, we filled that fat fucking cum flump up last night"

"That Dave is such a cum flump, he leaks cum when he walks"

by HoseBoy April 15, 2023

cum in the fluffer

To mess up completely and utterly; to screw the pooch. Comes from pornstar/influencer/philosopher Aella's 2024 birthday gangbang, where 5 of the 37 guys allowed to have intercourse with Aella came in the fluffer and missed their shot at the birthday girl. A fluffer is an assistant who keeps performers excited on pornography sets to prepare for their scene.

Johnson, if you don't get that TPS report in by end of day you're going to get shitcanned. Step it up and don't cum in the fluffer here.

by Nicholas D March 3, 2024

who flung cum

Shooting your load

John shot his load all over Victoria she asked him " who flung cum" he replied " me me"

by Shithouse man November 6, 2018