Cumflux

A female who looks very attractive from behind but is very unattractive from the front.

(Approaching a girl from behind) "aaaaaaaaw sheeet, that bitch is off the chain" (you then see her from the front) " woooaaaaah, that bitch has more wrinkles than my grandads sack, what a cumflux!"

Cumflux by tamjdveitch September 27, 2009

Cumflux

The involuntary reflex that occurs upon climax.
A twitch, which cause the cumface and spasms across the body whilst ejaculating.

Jack's cumflux was so intense that he jarred his back whilst ejaculating.

Cumflux by kittyclasym August 25, 2010

CUMFLUDGE 

Noun, when a person has been filled with a large amount out of Cum they simply cannot take anymore, '

she was such cumfludge after last night's orgy.'

CUMFLUDGE by Mr marvellous February 25, 2018

CumFlurrie 

A man lays down on a flat surface as a woman starts to jack him off. When the man is about to cum she shoves a rod down his dick and proceeds to sound him. When he cums it never leaves the head of the penis because of the rod. The woman then starts to move the rod up and down stirring the cum in the penis (like a McFlurrie). Eventually the man will piss in a cup in order to get the cum out and the woman drinks it and says “I’m lovin it”

David: I CumFlurried your mom last night
Charlie: Fuck you

CumFlurrie by LaddyDaddy May 6, 2021

Cumflustered 

The somewhat mind boggeling confusing which overcomes a woman where she recieves, on her face, several bursts of seminal fluid from multiple angles, resulting in a temporary "dementia" like state accompanied by a bewildering facial expression.

... Dude, me Mike and the boy's went all bukake on this drunk hoe's ass last night after the club. That bitch was totally cumflustered

Cumflustered by the-t-o-dubdizzle May 13, 2011

Cumflu 

Going a long period of time, without sex. Then bingeing on sex, and getting sick for overuse of your cummer. That's the cumflu.

She said she didn't like sex, until she got this d. She is laid up in bed, with the cumflu.

Cumflu by Wratchetqueen9876 November 8, 2019

Cumflubbering

When you cum on her lips after oral sex and flubber your dick on them. Makes a sound similar to flubadubaflubaduba.

Bro I was totally cumflubbering Jenny in the mouth last night!

Cumflubbering by Professor Pineapples August 18, 2017