(Approaching a girl from behind) "aaaaaaaaw sheeet, that bitch is off the chain" (you then see her from the front) " woooaaaaah, that bitch has more wrinkles than my grandads sack, what a cumflux!"
by tamjdveitch September 27, 2009
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A twitch, which cause the cumface and spasms across the body whilst ejaculating.
A twitch, which cause the cumface and spasms across the body whilst ejaculating.
by kittyclasym August 25, 2010
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Noun, when a person has been filled with a large amount out of Cum they simply cannot take anymore, '
by Mr marvellous February 25, 2018
Get the CUMFLUDGE mug.A man lays down on a flat surface as a woman starts to jack him off. When the man is about to cum she shoves a rod down his dick and proceeds to sound him. When he cums it never leaves the head of the penis because of the rod. The woman then starts to move the rod up and down stirring the cum in the penis (like a McFlurrie). Eventually the man will piss in a cup in order to get the cum out and the woman drinks it and says “I’m lovin it”
by LaddyDaddy May 6, 2021
Get the CumFlurrie mug.The somewhat mind boggeling confusing which overcomes a woman where she recieves, on her face, several bursts of seminal fluid from multiple angles, resulting in a temporary "dementia" like state accompanied by a bewildering facial expression.
... Dude, me Mike and the boy's went all bukake on this drunk hoe's ass last night after the club. That bitch was totally cumflustered
by the-t-o-dubdizzle May 13, 2011
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by Wratchetqueen9876 November 8, 2019
Get the Cumflu mug.When you cum on her lips after oral sex and flubber your dick on them. Makes a sound similar to flubadubaflubaduba.
by Professor Pineapples August 18, 2017
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