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I can break these cuffs
A phrase usually uttered after being arested, espcially if you are a black midget prostitute, to an officer of the law, often followed by AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!
Black Midget: "I can break these cuffs."
Officer: "You can't break those cuffs."
Black Midget: "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!"
Officer: "You can't break those cuffs."
Black Midget: "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!"
I can break these cuffs by Fowlah178 June 10, 2010
Related Words
Cuffus • CUFFS • cumfused • Cumfusion • Cuffs Event • cuffship • cuffski • cuffs 'n collar • cuffsniper • Cuffspect
Shoot the cuffs
The term refers to the habit that some men had of flicking their wrists in order to show the cuffs of their sleeves, and the cufflinks. The phrase goes back to the days when celluloid collars and cuffs were the salesman's answer to the laundry problem when on the road. With the high-buttoned jackets of the period, the collar and cuffs were all that showed, and since celluloid could be wiped clean with a damp cloth, a shirt could be made to last a week.
Dandies would like to ostentationsly show their cuffs in a sudden and showy way.
It is also called "to shoot one's linen" in an unnecessary display of shirt cuff.
Dandies would like to ostentationsly show their cuffs in a sudden and showy way.
It is also called "to shoot one's linen" in an unnecessary display of shirt cuff.
Shoot the cuffs by Balzy July 10, 2008
shoot your cuffs
A male preening gesture, whereby a man wearing a suit extends both his arms rapidly outwards (i.e. shoot), so that his dress shirt sleeves extend nicely beyond his suit sleeves.
shoot your cuffs by Philosophistry March 1, 2009
Fat cuffs
Almost like cankles, but more like shirt sleeves. When someone is so large that their fat folds over and looks like the cuffs of a sleeved shirt.
Fat cuffs by Kasandra68 February 24, 2008
finger cuffs
The act of being "locked in from both sides", from<i>Chasing Amy</i>. A girl is sucking a guy off and being penetrated from behind vaginally/anally.
finger cuffs by Carez May 30, 2003
collars match the cuffs
Describing whether or not a chicks pubes matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual sex encounter and asking for a vicarious image.
No, fucking way man. You banged that hot blond from the bar last night! But did her collars match the cuffs?
collars match the cuffs by plumberjoe January 29, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.