Cucktail 

When a man orders a drink for his wife who then gives it to another man and starts talking with him while her husband watches.

Bro check it out, that lady just gave a drink that her old man bought her to that fool at the end of the bar. Look at him sippin' on that cucktail while the husband just watches them...

Cucktail by C10H15N April 10, 2020

Cucktail 

To make a cocktail for everyone except your partner.

Me and my girl had a disagreement today. I got back at her at the bar with a cucktail!

Cucktail by Pup Link April 21, 2019

Cucktail 

What you drink while you’re watching your wife getting banged by her bull.

Shut up and drink your cucktail while this man destroys my beaver you useless piece of shit husband.

Cucktail by Tcwilly July 30, 2022

Cocktail friends 

1.facebook friends acquired as the result of sending friend requests while in an altered state of mind.

John has 20 new cocktail friends after friday night.

Cocktail friends by pyra023 October 21, 2010

Cherry Cocktail 

Eating out a girl while she's on her period.

Dude 1: "I totally gave this girl a cherry cocktail last night."

Dude 2: "That's just sick..."

Cherry Cocktail by raichupal January 24, 2011

Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.

If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.

Polonium Cocktail by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009

Pornstar Cocktail 

When a guy uses viagra (sildenafil) and penis numbing spray (lidocaine) resulting in prolonged intercourse reminiscent of male pornographic actors. Viagra is a pill that causes penile erections and numbing spray desensitizes the penis.

Carlos: Hey Kevin, what are you and Lauren doing for Valentine's Day?

Kevin: We're getting dinner and then I'm treating her with a Pornstar Cocktail.

Pornstar Cocktail by #1 Jake Pauler February 27, 2019