Cuckstodian

A cuckold watching & patiently waiting for when his female / hotwife & her chosen draft pick dick(s) have finished their filthy fuckivities, the moment inwhich a cuckold is in charge of cleaning up the mess they've left.

D. P. D:
Damn girl, that felt f#@%ing amazing. I'll get us a towel...
Gf/hotwife:
No wait, My man is a cuckstodian. He's allowed to watch but clean off & up everything as soon as you & I are done.

by UStoplaughin @me May 30, 2021

Calcutta Custodian

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

by jrky February 10, 2009

custodian

The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.

It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...

by mags&jules October 22, 2006

Custodian

A person who is responsible of taking care or protecting something.

Yes, he is the custodian of this ship.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

Custodian Kiss

To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.

Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”

by Arg Arg Boyo November 2, 2018

courtesy custodian

The act of cleaning one's own mess (especially concerning personal hygiene) made in a public place, such as cleaning your hair out of the community shower or wiping "sprinkle" off the toilet seat, simply out of courtesy for the rest of the general public who have to use the utility after you.

Sharon always courtesy custodians her toothpaste out of the sink when she's living in the dorms.

I went to use the bathroom the other day to find a pube on the seat; people really need to learn how to courtesy custodian.

by The offended January 16, 2008

cum custodian

some body who cleans up cum for a living

my mom is a cum custodian because she washes my sheets

by jew tits magoo November 19, 2006