Skip to main content

Cucklefuck 

A person who annoyingly brags about things you don’t care about but in their mind they think it’s important for you to know
If this cucklefuck shows me one more picture of his pool I’m gonna snap
Cucklefuck by Gutterballs June 1, 2020
Words you can keep

Cuddlefuck

When a couple finishes a sex session and the man remains in their partner and transitions into cuddling, still inside their partner, occasionally thrusting into them
As soon as Mark finished, he collapsed over Wendy. Breathing heavily and moving his hips they cuddlefucked until they fell asleep
Cuddlefuck by Siglofbaphomet January 25, 2015

chucklefuck

1) A bumbling, stupid, inept person.
2) A confusing mess; a conundrum; any chaotic situation
3) A person of low intelligence who gets himself into a comical quandary.
"Frank just took off for the store and forgot his wallet again. What a chucklefuck!"

"When the storm hit in the middle of the parade, the whole festival became one big chucklefuck."

"That chucklefuck Frank got drunk and drank from that shampoo bottle."
chucklefuck by Frank Klaune November 6, 2003

cuddlefucker 

A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck
You wanna cuddle, but I'm warning you....I'm a serious Cuddlefucker!
cuddlefucker by Sweitzerman March 16, 2015

cocklefuck 

A word that just rolls out of your mouth when you're extremly pissed and try calling someone a cocksucker but by the time you're half-way into the word your anger has escalated so much that all you wanna say is 'fuck'.

Also can happen if you've been using 'fuck' so many times that your brain doesn't have the time to override 'fuck' with the next syllable of the word you're trying to say.
Imma rip you a new fuckin hole you motherfucking cocklefuck!
cocklefuck by Searinox April 25, 2009

Cuddlefuck

When an innocent, earnest attempt at cuddling turns very sexy, without exceeding the threshold of exertion that would stop all cuddling and leave only fucking.
Tired from cooking, the girls laid down to cuddle and nap. Then, things turned unexpectedly naughty. They never stopped cuddling, never changed position, but orgasms preceded their originally intended slumber as they cuddlefucked to sleep.

cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
Next