Cucklefuck

A person who annoyingly brags about things you don’t care about but in their mind they think it’s important for you to know

If this cucklefuck shows me one more picture of his pool I’m gonna snap

by Gutterballs June 1, 2020

Cuddlefuck

When a couple finishes a sex session and the man remains in their partner and transitions into cuddling, still inside their partner, occasionally thrusting into them

As soon as Mark finished, he collapsed over Wendy. Breathing heavily and moving his hips they cuddlefucked until they fell asleep

by Siglofbaphomet January 25, 2015

chucklefuck

1) A bumbling, stupid, inept person.
2) A confusing mess; a conundrum; any chaotic situation
3) A person of low intelligence who gets himself into a comical quandary.

"Frank just took off for the store and forgot his wallet again. What a chucklefuck!"

"When the storm hit in the middle of the parade, the whole festival became one big chucklefuck."

"That chucklefuck Frank got drunk and drank from that shampoo bottle."

by Frank Klaune November 6, 2003

cuddlefucker

A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck

You wanna cuddle, but I'm warning you....I'm a serious Cuddlefucker!

by Sweitzerman March 16, 2015

cocklefuck

A word that just rolls out of your mouth when you're extremly pissed and try calling someone a cocksucker but by the time you're half-way into the word your anger has escalated so much that all you wanna say is 'fuck'.

Also can happen if you've been using 'fuck' so many times that your brain doesn't have the time to override 'fuck' with the next syllable of the word you're trying to say.

Imma rip you a new fuckin hole you motherfucking cocklefuck!

by Searinox April 25, 2009

Cuddlefuck

When an innocent, earnest attempt at cuddling turns very sexy, without exceeding the threshold of exertion that would stop all cuddling and leave only fucking.

Tired from cooking, the girls laid down to cuddle and nap. Then, things turned unexpectedly naughty. They never stopped cuddling, never changed position, but orgasms preceded their originally intended slumber as they cuddlefucked to sleep.

by DomesticGoddess™ July 16, 2020

cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003