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Chucklefucker 

Pronounced (Chuk-l-fuc-r)
adjective

A term referring to people who identify as bi or pansexual.
"Ryan Carson is such a queer" - Max

"Yeah, what a chucklefucker" - Lachie
Chucklefucker by sUpErChEeZy42069 August 24, 2020

Chucklefucker 

The guy in your office who is basically a no-hoper. He complains about every little thing and makes no effort to fix his own situation. His wife has given him stale poon for years now and he's going grey and bald. And to cap it off, the dickhead chuckles loudly to himself as if someone else if getting the joke he's looking at on his computer screen...
"Grant's got diabetes but all he drinks is Coke. Bloke sits on his ass all day being a total Chucklefucker."
Chucklefucker by "God" August 29, 2017

chucklefuck

1) A bumbling, stupid, inept person.
2) A confusing mess; a conundrum; any chaotic situation
3) A person of low intelligence who gets himself into a comical quandary.
"Frank just took off for the store and forgot his wallet again. What a chucklefuck!"

"When the storm hit in the middle of the parade, the whole festival became one big chucklefuck."

"That chucklefuck Frank got drunk and drank from that shampoo bottle."
chucklefuck by Frank Klaune November 6, 2003

Chuckle Fucker 

A comedy club groupie that hangs out with the hope of fucking a comedian.
I saw these two chuckle fuckers taking turns blowing Joe Rogan in the bathroom at the Comedy Store.
Chuckle Fucker by nerumycroft November 29, 2011

Chuckle-Fucker 

A person who seeks emotional and sexual intimacy with a comedian.
Person One: David's mom slept with that comedian Gabriel Iglesias.
Person Two: What a chuckle-fucker!!
Chuckle-Fucker by Krispy-Kris November 29, 2011

Chucklefuck

Any individual who's lack of general knowledge, common sense, logic, or critical thinking skills is so pathetic and minuscule, it is laughable.
Look at all those Chucklefucks that tried to storm the Capitol.
Chucklefuck by MissBeaHaven January 19, 2021
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