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Cuckaashed

A man being cucked by his girl, with everyone aware except him, as he deludes himself into believing it never happened in order to maintain plausible deniability.
Akaash Singh got Cuckaashed by Jasleen
Cuckaashed by homelandersuit December 4, 2025
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Cuckshed 

A noun; most predominately used to describe a cozy, usually small, structure that is assembled for the specific purpose of providing a cuck with shelter while a Chad is staying over at his house. This building is filled with fun objects and other amenities in order to entertain the cuck, so he will typically stay distracted until his wife is done getting plowed.
Person 1: Hey dude how was your weekend?
Person 2: It was great. Chad came over to visit my wife early this time, so I got to spend a whole three days in the cuckshed.
Cuckshed by Poonslayer747 September 26, 2019
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Cockwashed 

It’s like your brainwashed by a cock

When the Dick is so good it is all you can think about
Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.

cuckshed 

A Cuckshed is a just a normal Shed, I swear. Just get in the Cuckshed. It's

Just used for Bussiness purposess I swear.
"Carson, just get in the Cuckshed."

"NO, HE ESCAPED THE CUCKSHED!"
cuckshed by H3yguys June 23, 2019

cuckshed 

gayslut: G E T I N T H E G O D D A M N C U C K S H E D

gamergirl: Wait can you repeat that i cant fucking understand you

gayslut: G E T I N T H E G O D D A M N C U C K S H E D

gamergirl: what the fuck are you saying to me right now

gayslut: fuck you bitch fuck you bitch get in the cuckshed

gayslut get's lit on fire by gamergirl with a fire aspect diamond sword and dies

gayslut: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

gamergirl: is it called a cuckshed because one of us is getting fucked and then you all watch

gayslut: Sirrrrrrrr Sirrrrrrrr

gayslut: get your mind out of the gutter
Get in the goddamn cuckshed bitch
cuckshed by Gam3rGir1P33 December 7, 2019

Cocklashed 

To whip someones leg with your penis.
"You just got cocklashed, baby!"
Cocklashed by Neilio November 9, 2003

Cuckaash Simp

A person who regularly simps for, self depreciates for, and gets humiliated by their only sexual partner in life, while simultaneously getting cheated on by that person, drained financially, mentally, and emotionally, but NEVER physically. Their "partner", meanwhile, signals to other suiters that they are available and brags about having LOTS of experience.

A person who is both a "cuck" and a "simp" for a person what is not worth their time to such an extreme that they will become famous for it, if they aren't already in exchange for any career they can no longer have or have already lost because of the object of their desire.

(This is in regards to Akaash Singh, a comedian and friend of Andrew Schulz who co stars on the Flagrant Podcast. Akaash had many takes on cucking and how he's a better man than someone like Myron Gaines who represents the "red pill" because of how much more respect he has for women, even going so far as to call Myron a "neanderthal" for his beliefs... Then Akaash's wife gets super famous for all the wrong reasons, and it turns out she is not the sort of woman Akaash should be defending, let alone be married to. She has a bunch of skeletons in her college dorm room closet.)
You're not just any simp... You're a "Cuckaash Simp". Please wake up and smell the fish tacos.
Cuckaash Simp by AwsmMayCry December 5, 2025
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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