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Crustulam by Eleeefant. May 31, 2023
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Crustulum 

Masturbating, letting it dry on your dick, and then having sex without cleaning it off.
I hear Kyli got crustulumed by Mike last night.
Crustulum by PraiseJesus102 June 10, 2011

crustulate

the crap on things like cheese or chocolate when you end up burning it and it forms on the edges making a disgusting crustulation
damn bitch you overcooked my cheese now there is all this fucking crustulated shit around it ... damn hoe face!!
crustulate by crazybitch_99 October 17, 2008

crustamanium

a place surronded by a bunch of unattractive, old, dirty people.
dude i went downtown when the shoes were by two get 1 pair free and it was this years crustamanium
crustamanium by natalie July 15, 2003

crustule 

Joe finally popped that pimple, but now he's got a crusty scab. His pustule has become a crustule.
crustule by Erwin Buzz October 24, 2018

crustulating 

It's like when a Sarah gets tons of jizz on her body and then uses cardboard paper to scrub it all off but it makes a cum-shield in the color of a glazed donut.
The semen is crustulating in Sarah's belly button
crustulating by Baby crusts January 25, 2014
A crustula is an old female who resembles a crustacean.

Often referred to as crusty.
Look at that crustula!
crustula by Abccdd October 15, 2017
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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