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crustule 

Joe finally popped that pimple, but now he's got a crusty scab. His pustule has become a crustule.
crustule by Erwin Buzz October 24, 2018
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crustless socks 

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.
Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks

Crustolean 

The chunk of poop that build up inside a didgeridoo when defecated in that act as valves to help produce its unique sound.
Man this cobber acting like a chunky crustolean.
Crustolean by Escobaros June 14, 2019

crustless 

In the most general sense, anything crustless is the outcome of an intensified suburban culture. The term "crustless" itself refers to the act of cutting crust off of a sandwich in order to make it more palatable for a crustless child. But the sandwiches are just the beginning. Being crustless is a lifestyle, not just a way to eat...see thecrustless.blogspot.com for good examples
"Did you see that kid's zip-off pants? Those are so crustless!"
crustless by Crust Master August 23, 2011
The noise a crispy well-cooked pizza crust makes when you break it. Indicates a delicious pie.
Oooh listen, this pizza has great crustle!
Crustle by gidge83 May 12, 2009
The dried on patty of proteins left on the tip of a penis an hour or so after sexual activity. Often contains lint, hair, or whatever particles were adhered to it before fully drying. Often slightly painful and initially difficult to peel off. May come off more quickly when rehydrated with water.
“Oh man, I just peed on the wall ‘cuz this damn crustle is stuck on ma dick!”
Crustle by Cincoventry October 19, 2020

Crustulum 

Masturbating, letting it dry on your dick, and then having sex without cleaning it off.
I hear Kyli got crustulumed by Mike last night.
Crustulum by PraiseJesus102 June 10, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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