Skip to main content

crustless socks 

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.
Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks

Crustolean 

The chunk of poop that build up inside a didgeridoo when defecated in that act as valves to help produce its unique sound.
Man this cobber acting like a chunky crustolean.
Crustolean by Escobaros June 14, 2019

crustless 

In the most general sense, anything crustless is the outcome of an intensified suburban culture. The term "crustless" itself refers to the act of cutting crust off of a sandwich in order to make it more palatable for a crustless child. But the sandwiches are just the beginning. Being crustless is a lifestyle, not just a way to eat...see thecrustless.blogspot.com for good examples
"Did you see that kid's zip-off pants? Those are so crustless!"
crustless by Crust Master August 23, 2011
The noise a crispy well-cooked pizza crust makes when you break it. Indicates a delicious pie.
Oooh listen, this pizza has great crustle!
Crustle by gidge83 May 12, 2009
The dried on patty of proteins left on the tip of a penis an hour or so after sexual activity. Often contains lint, hair, or whatever particles were adhered to it before fully drying. Often slightly painful and initially difficult to peel off. May come off more quickly when rehydrated with water.
Oh man, I just peed on the wall ‘cuz this damn crustle is stuck on ma dick!”
Crustle by Cincoventry October 19, 2020

Crustulum 

Masturbating, letting it dry on your dick, and then having sex without cleaning it off.
I hear Kyli got crustulumed by Mike last night.
Crustulum by PraiseJesus102 June 10, 2011