crustula

A crustula is an old female who resembles a crustacean.

Often referred to as crusty.

Look at that crustula!

by Abccdd October 15, 2017

Crustulum

Masturbating, letting it dry on your dick, and then having sex without cleaning it off.

I hear Kyli got crustulumed by Mike last night.

by PraiseJesus102 June 10, 2011

crustulate

the crap on things like cheese or chocolate when you end up burning it and it forms on the edges making a disgusting crustulation

damn bitch you overcooked my cheese now there is all this fucking crustulated shit around it ... damn hoe face!!

by crazybitch_99 October 17, 2008

crustule

a crusty pustule

Joe finally popped that pimple, but now he's got a crusty scab. His pustule has become a crustule.

by Erwin Buzz October 24, 2018

crustulating

It's like when a Sarah gets tons of jizz on her body and then uses cardboard paper to scrub it all off but it makes a cum-shield in the color of a glazed donut.

The semen is crustulating in Sarah's belly button

by Baby crusts January 25, 2014

Crustulam

Cake in Latin

I’d like some Crustulam!

by Eleeefant. May 31, 2023

crustlationship

A relationship in which one crusty (overly-permed) haired individual is in relation with another crusty haired individual

Look! Those people both have crusty hair! They must be in a crustlationship.

by UrMomIs#DaBomb July 1, 2023