crumulent

Ironically legitimate. Implies that the subject is actually laughably full of shit, but that there is a reason to keep a straight face and pretend that it is not.

Fox News defines crumulent journalism today.

(Note: Because the Colbert Report is satirising legitimacy, it cannot be crumulent, but can only pretend to be crumulent.)

by keith_ng March 12, 2009

crumulent

Synonym with OK, all right, fine.

Managerial is a perfectly crumulent word.

by Jacques du Bois January 10, 2006

Crumulent

Crum·u·lent

Adjective
Antonym of Cromulent, Un-acceptable, Un-satisfactory.
Fancy way to say something is crummy

"The gas station hotdogs were more crumulent than usual"

by the best pseudonym March 2, 2024

Cromulent

Used in an ironical sense to mean legitimate, and therefore, in reality, spurious and not at all legitimate. Assumes common knowledge of the inherent Simpsons reference.

Yes Professor Smith, these citations are perfectly cromulent. chuckle

by Bradley Yeats, Professor of Linguistics March 15, 2003

Cumulant

A sperm cell that was underdeveloped and somehow won the race

Bro 1: Yo bro you look like a cumulant.
Bro 2: I have 98 chromosomes.

by retardBloke42 March 8, 2022

crumplestiltskin

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

by ptoohey October 6, 2006

cromulant

Not simply used to refer to a frequently used word as per the use in "a perfectly cromulent word" but may be better defined as germane, or apt, synonomous with appropriate, or fitting.
This defintion suits both uses in The Simpsons' famous episode.

"a perfectly cromulent word"

"he has just embiggened the office of town crier with that cromulent speech"

by RathminesPimp October 26, 2004