hotdogs

Term to describe someone's large lips, usually covered in mustard and brine.
"Fuck me! That Angelina Jolie's got massive hotdogs, just like Joe!"
by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005
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hotdogs

alternate word for the wordpenis/word
John is a damn homo, he likes hotdogs.
by Master Jizz April 09, 2003
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hotdogs

Alternative for the word "spam" in message boards on July 4th.
Dude: It's the 4th of July!
Other dude: LOOK AT MY WEBSITE!!
Dude: Dude, stop spreading hotdogs.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005
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Hotdoging

When a female uses her labia majora (the buns) to cover and rub a man's penis (the hotdog) making the act look like a hotdog in a bun.
Friend 1: Did you sleep with that girl last night?
Friend 2: No, but we ended up hotdoging.
by Minioop December 24, 2016
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Hotdogging

Also known as Hotdoggin':
The pseudo-sexual act of placing the penis between the butt cheeks. The Penis being the "Hotdog" and the butt cheeks being the "Bun". There is no intercourse, and usually no ejaculation. This is mainly a comical practice, and usually enjoyed by the giver more than the reciever.
While showering with his wife Tina, Bill slides his penis between Tinas butt cheeks. Exclaiming "Hotdogging", Bill feels victorious.
by Bottlevsface August 23, 2007
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not hotdog

Any time code comes from an "offshore team" that is "technically correct", but completely defies all good coding practice, and immediately fails when tested against anything but the simplest cases.

This phrase is a reference to the Silicon Valley episode where Jian Yang creates the infamous See Food app.
"Dude, did you see this code? Who writes 5 &nbsp's followed by 3 divs wrapping eachother with the class names like 'margin-top: 10px'?"
"That code is totally not hotdog."
by sonuckles July 26, 2017
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Hotdogging

(adjective) Commonly used as a verb to describe the action of placing one's penis betwixt a female's butt cheeks to resemble a hotdog, the adjective form is used to describe the state of the male during an attempt at intercourse:

The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated.
1. Ben: "So did you hook up last night? You looked pretty hammered when you left.."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up."
Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens."

2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Chris: "I'm trying just hold on"
Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."
by UF-FL UPS February 04, 2010
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