Cumulant

A sperm cell that was underdeveloped and somehow won the race

Bro 1: Yo bro you look like a cumulant.
Bro 2: I have 98 chromosomes.

by retardBloke42 March 8, 2022

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.

I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.

by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021

Cumulative Final

A shitty thing teachers do in order to make their students' lives more stressful.

"Oh man, my psychology final is a cumulative final?! I'll be up studying all night!"

by emmalee256 December 10, 2012

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" occurs when a plan intended for a small group of people gets accidentally shared with a cunt, who not only wants to join in but also informs other cunts about this plan. Thereby, ruining the plan completely for the original group of people

I wanted to go on a one-day trip to London with a small group of acquittances, but the "Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" and now the entire plan is ruined.

by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021

Cumulation

The act when Cum and Ejaculation are combined to make a bigger and larger of quantity of semen come out.

Dude, my cumulation was insane on her last night.

by Markus Sexlord March 26, 2021

cumulating

a word used to describe the feeling associated with having something accumulate and orgasming all over the place all at the same time. this word is usually used by asians who have difficulties speaking the engrish ranguage.

"i want to cumulate all over your face"

-"dude, last night i was putting my legos into a pile and jacking off at the same time"

-"so you were cumulating?"
-"yeah brahhh"

by antzinthepantz April 19, 2010

cumulate

to lose ones sponch,hegum, manstuff.
What an asian dishwasher says when your 3 hrs late.

Carl is always ready to cumulate when Sally is in town.
OR Hey chaaie why always cumulate.

by John P Ursel February 15, 2008