Crumpth

A term used to describe the nastiest, smelliest, most god-forsaken object that has surpassed the realm of being just disgusting. This term can be used as both a noun and an adjective.

Jake: Dude, I left my smoothie in my car for 8 months!
Max: There's nothing but Crumpth in there now.

by ZyconZX March 3, 2022

Crumpty

A word to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, crusty, and even a hoe.

Look at that girl over there being Crumpty.

by Aayla T December 28, 2017

crumpted

When you are feeling frustrated and are done with the world. Not feeling up for much.

Man i just got home from a long day of work, feeling crumpted right now.

by Termanatoes January 16, 2018

Crumpter Pot

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

by Mike Trom March 30, 2009

mr crumpton

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school

Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets

by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018

crumptitous

Feeling of acute holeyness or feeling porous much like a crumpet.

I'm so drained I think I might have crumptitous.
He is really dehydrated, maybe he has crumptitous.

by DrCsDizzle November 27, 2012

crumptastic

So fabulous, so hardcore, so amazing it can only be crumptastic.

Badass, ghettofab; especially when refering to dance moves (ie crumping).

Whoa, Meliz just threw down! That bitch is crumptastic!

by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009