Crumpth 

A term used to describe the nastiest, smelliest, most god-forsaken object that has surpassed the realm of being just disgusting. This term can be used as both a noun and an adjective.

Jake: Dude, I left my smoothie in my car for 8 months!
Max: There's nothing but Crumpth in there now.

Crumpth by ZyconZX March 3, 2022

Crumpty

A word to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, crusty, and even a hoe.

Look at that girl over there being Crumpty.

Crumpty by Aayla T December 28, 2017

crumpted 

When you are feeling frustrated and are done with the world. Not feeling up for much.

Man i just got home from a long day of work, feeling crumpted right now.

crumpted by Termanatoes January 16, 2018

Crumpter Pot 

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

Crumpter Pot by Mike Trom March 30, 2009

mr crumpton 

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school

Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets

mr crumpton by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018

crumptitous 

Feeling of acute holeyness or feeling porous much like a crumpet.

I'm so drained I think I might have crumptitous.
He is really dehydrated, maybe he has crumptitous.

crumptitous by DrCsDizzle November 27, 2012

crumptastic

So fabulous, so hardcore, so amazing it can only be crumptastic.

Badass, ghettofab; especially when refering to dance moves (ie crumping).

Whoa, Meliz just threw down! That bitch is crumptastic!

crumptastic by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009