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crumpted 

When you are feeling frustrated and are done with the world. Not feeling up for much.
Man i just got home from a long day of work, feeling crumpted right now.
crumpted by Termanatoes January 16, 2018
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Crumpter Pot 

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.
"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"
Crumpter Pot by Mike Trom March 30, 2009

Crumptery 

Such an extreme amount of funny that you fall on the ground.
"Stop with your crumptery *breaks down laughing and falls off chair into the pits of hell, because the joke was extremely dark.*"
Crumptery by toothbrushed September 4, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026