crumptitous 

Feeling of acute holeyness or feeling porous much like a crumpet.

I'm so drained I think I might have crumptitous.
He is really dehydrated, maybe he has crumptitous.

crumptitous by DrCsDizzle November 27, 2012

clumptitious

someone who is eepy or not very straight

clumptitious is a word that describes someone as being quite socially awkward due to them acting like a femboy but not wanting to show it.

He was acting quite clumptitious that evening

clumptitious by baby tron October 3, 2023