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Crumpty
Adjective originating from the word "crumpet" - Bland and dry while still pretentious thinking you are better than everyone else.
Person 1: Personally I just think Shrek 2 was mediocre, I used to like it but once I grew up I sort of knew better.
Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch
Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch
Crumpty by Ling on Tour August 5, 2023
Related Words
Crumpty • crumpy • Crumpety • crumpt • crumpton • chumpty • crumpety-mouthed • Crumply • Crumply head • crumptastic
Humpty Cumpty
When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.
You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”
You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”
Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me
Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?
Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.
Person 2: .....
Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?
Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.
Person 2: .....
Humpty Cumpty by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022
Crumpy
Person 1: Shall we go sailing today?
Person 2: Nah... The wind's looking really crumpy!
Person 1: How are you feeling after last night?
Person 2: Pretty crumpy!!
Person 2: Nah... The wind's looking really crumpy!
Person 1: How are you feeling after last night?
Person 2: Pretty crumpy!!
Crumpy by Amandawhey November 29, 2012
crumpted
crumpted by Termanatoes January 16, 2018
bust a crumpy
bust a crumpy by happyinfdl June 26, 2004
crumpy
1. A person who is feeling a combination of crabby and grumpy.
2. A person that is irritable to the point that it is written all over there face and is expressed in there body language.
3. A person that feels annoyed at every little thing, due to being a irritable person.
4. A person feeling annoyed by stupid people.
2. A person that is irritable to the point that it is written all over there face and is expressed in there body language.
3. A person that feels annoyed at every little thing, due to being a irritable person.
4. A person feeling annoyed by stupid people.
J: Hows it going?
B: Real crumpy day today!
J: What do you mean by crumpy?
B: I mean getting annoyed by stupid people!
B: Real crumpy day today!
J: What do you mean by crumpy?
B: I mean getting annoyed by stupid people!
crumpy by mywickedfantasy April 25, 2010
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026