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Crumpty
Adjective originating from the word "crumpet" - Bland and dry while still pretentious thinking you are better than everyone else.
Person 1: Personally I just think Shrek 2 was mediocre, I used to like it but once I grew up I sort of knew better.
Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch
Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch
Crumpty by Ling on Tour August 5, 2023
Related Words
Crumpty • crumpy • Crumpety • crumpt • crumpton • chumpty • crumpety-mouthed • Crumply • Crumply head • crumptastic
Humpty Cumpty
When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.
You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”
You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”
Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me
Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?
Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.
Person 2: .....
Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?
Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.
Person 2: .....
Humpty Cumpty by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022
Crumpy
Person 1: Shall we go sailing today?
Person 2: Nah... The wind's looking really crumpy!
Person 1: How are you feeling after last night?
Person 2: Pretty crumpy!!
Person 2: Nah... The wind's looking really crumpy!
Person 1: How are you feeling after last night?
Person 2: Pretty crumpy!!
Crumpy by Amandawhey November 29, 2012
crumpted
crumpted by Termanatoes January 16, 2018
bust a crumpy
bust a crumpy by happyinfdl June 26, 2004
crumpy
1. A person who is feeling a combination of crabby and grumpy.
2. A person that is irritable to the point that it is written all over there face and is expressed in there body language.
3. A person that feels annoyed at every little thing, due to being a irritable person.
4. A person feeling annoyed by stupid people.
2. A person that is irritable to the point that it is written all over there face and is expressed in there body language.
3. A person that feels annoyed at every little thing, due to being a irritable person.
4. A person feeling annoyed by stupid people.
J: Hows it going?
B: Real crumpy day today!
J: What do you mean by crumpy?
B: I mean getting annoyed by stupid people!
B: Real crumpy day today!
J: What do you mean by crumpy?
B: I mean getting annoyed by stupid people!
crumpy by mywickedfantasy April 25, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.