Jenesis's definitions

spank

1. masturbate
2. hit across buttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly

1. "Man, I'm gonna spank to that Alisha Klass video tonight."
2. "Next time you spill your drink, I'll spank you."
3. "Brother, the Cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow."

by Jenesis October 2, 2005

veg

1. to sit around and do nothing
2. moron, retard

1. "I'm just gonna go home and veg."
2. "Jeez! Don't put your hand in the garbage disposal, you veg!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

fruitbait

Man who attracts (wanted or unwanted) attention from gay males.

"Don't wear those hotpants, people will think you're fruitbait!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

womble

1. large hairy animal from late 1970's kid's TV show
2. silly person

1. "The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we."
2. "Don't eat that lightbulb, you womble!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

wick prick

1. Man possessed of tiny penis, reportedly the size of a candle's wick.
2. Said tiny penis.

1. "Get out of my way, wick prick!"
2. "When his trousers came off, he had a wick prick! Shameful."

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

ripsnorter

Something that is excellent, or of good report. See also bottler.

"Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is a real ripsnorter of a game, isn't it?"
"Yes."

by Jenesis September 18, 2004

solemn state

Individual who shows no emotion. Also known as a solemn gollum.

"Look at that solemn state, he's not even laughing at the jokes."

by Jenesis September 17, 2004