Definitions by Jenesis

spank 

1. masturbate
2. hit across buttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly

1. "Man, I'm gonna spank to that Alisha Klass video tonight."
2. "Next time you spill your drink, I'll spank you."
3. "Brother, the Cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow."

spank by Jenesis October 2, 2005

fruitbait 

Man who attracts (wanted or unwanted) attention from gay males.

"Don't wear those hotpants, people will think you're fruitbait!"

fruitbait by Jenesis October 1, 2005

veg 

1. to sit around and do nothing
2. moron, retard

1. "I'm just gonna go home and veg."
2. "Jeez! Don't put your hand in the garbage disposal, you veg!"

veg by Jenesis October 1, 2005

womble 

1. large hairy animal from late 1970's kid's TV show
2. silly person

1. "The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we."
2. "Don't eat that lightbulb, you womble!"

womble by Jenesis October 1, 2005

wick prick

1. Man possessed of tiny penis, reportedly the size of a candle's wick.
2. Said tiny penis.

1. "Get out of my way, wick prick!"
2. "When his trousers came off, he had a wick prick! Shameful."

wick prick by Jenesis October 1, 2005

ripsnorter 

Something that is excellent, or of good report. See also bottler.

"Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is a real ripsnorter of a game, isn't it?"
"Yes."

ripsnorter by Jenesis September 18, 2004

solemn gollum 

Individual showing no emotion. See also solemn state.

"He didn't laugh once at that Andrew Dice Clay CD? Shit, what a solemn gollum."

solemn gollum by Jenesis September 17, 2004