Crubbing

Attempting to masturbate while crying.

Realizing she could never have her true love, Mackenzie spent her evening crubbing until her fingers were numb.

by Schistforebrains January 10, 2012

Crubbing

Crubbing, the act of clubbing and rubbing. I.E clubbing whilst dancing and feeling people up.

Lets go find some girls and go crubbing.

Can't wait to go crubbing with some fitties.

Everyone loves a bit of crubbing

by PrincessBewbs June 23, 2014

Seal clubbing

When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.

"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."

by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015

Corona Clubbing

(verb or noun) Going out clubbing during the coronavirus pandemic/quarantine. This action is often frowned upon and associated with people who do not care or believe in the virus. Corona clubbers are

During this pandemic, I have been corona clubbing for the past year and I am sick of it (pun intended). I can't wait for this thing to be over so I can go back to my regular clubbing ways!

by LingDanc803 March 20, 2021

Hermit Crabbing

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking

John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet

by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

cock clubbing

To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock

Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent

by Therealblund January 30, 2014

Crabbing

Like fishing, but you're catching crabs.

Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."

by Snifflypig March 31, 2021