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crowbar maintenance 

An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.
"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."
crowbar maintenance by tdog59 July 15, 2009
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A metal bar with curves at both ends for prying.

It's a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.

It also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can't.
Hey! I need a crowbar to open this door.
Half-Life's most useful weapon is the crowbar.
Some dumbass broke into my house with a crowbar and tried to use it on me before I shot him.
Crowbar by David Li January 17, 2008

Crowbar XD 

A 3 year-old Youtuber who made a channel because he really wanted a Youtube Milestone Award
Man: Hey cool guy, heard of Crowbar XD?
Man 2: Crowbar XD? More like Crowbar XL
Omg I love you crowballs meow
Crowballs by iwri definitions January 27, 2023
Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.

No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.
Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.
Crowbar by armageddon ham September 29, 2020

pink crowbar

Johnson, cock, dick, you get the idea.
I want to part her peddles of paradise with my pink crowbar.
pink crowbar by DTRAIN March 28, 2005