Cowbag 

1) A bag containing cows.
2) An extension of the term 'cow' used by girls to insults other, perhaps sluttier (or prettier) girls. A general term for insulting other females.

Maz: I saw Bella flirting with Rick the other day!
Flo: That cowbag! How dare she flirt with the boy!

Cowbag by Maz+Flo September 12, 2005

Cowbag 

A cowboy that is also a douchebag.

I went out with Luke last night. His butt looks great in his wranglers, but boy is he a cowbag!!

Cowbag by mougley December 3, 2010

Cowbag 

A moody person, typically an old woman. 'old cow' 'old bag'. A person who is a bag of attitude and grouchy

Barbra is a moody cowbag

Cowbag by CopperKal December 15, 2022

cowballs 

Cowballs is a phrase that is used when nothing else works. It's neither good nor bad but can be used in either instance.

"How was your day?"
"Oh you know, it was pretty cowballs."

cowballs by dekedoctor77 March 29, 2017

Cobwag

A cobwag is a ginger person, who is considered to be very attractive.

"Wow man, have you seen Amy Adams?"

"Yeah dude, she's a total cobwag"

Cobwag by Real_Mala December 13, 2019

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

cobag

Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.

Don't be such a cobag.

You are a complete cobag.

What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.

EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!

cobag by Pinko Punko October 16, 2005