6 definitions by David Li

1. When you can't get laid and you're forced to listen to a girl for hours
2. When someone sticks his finger or other object in your ear.
1. I went to a party just to get ear fucked by girls who won't take their pants off.
2. Aw gross!
You just got ear fucked!
by David Li February 15, 2008
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A metal bar with curves at both ends for prying.

It's a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.

It also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can't.
Hey! I need a crowbar to open this door.
Half-Life's most useful weapon is the crowbar.
Some dumbass broke into my house with a crowbar and tried to use it on me before I shot him.
by David Li January 14, 2008
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Some untrained Japanese bitches in a car that try to drive by a Chinese person (or any other race). Then they realize that their guns aren't loaded and the Chinese person (or any other race) kills all the Japanese bitches.
The Tojos tried to Japanese Drive-By me again.
by David Li April 23, 2005
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Anything that is made in Japan that is a piece of shit. Examples would be the anime crap, Mitsubishis, non-car Hondas (half of the Honda cars suck anyway), non-sony electronics, and especially those Japanese people..

It's all about non-Japanese stuff, like the ones that say "Made in China" the Japs suck so much that they put factories in China.
You, all your stuff, and your family are Jap Crap
by David Li April 23, 2005
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Where the parents of one or both people of a couple force them to marry due to pregnancy of the female part of the couple.
I was forced to have a shotgun wedding with your mom
by David Li April 23, 2005
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